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"Flyness Abounds: Review of Yo, the Poop Slingshot Toy!"

by Motorcycle Marvin at Absurdophile

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Yo, the Poop Slingshot Toy is real dope!

It comes with one sling and five poops it's a joke! Check out this link.

This TPR material they using ain't irritating at all,
The slingshot’s vivid colors will make you wanna ball!

The kids go wild when they hearin' about the game,
Pulling back on that stretchy poop for distance to aim.
Stick it on walls or tables, clean and re-use again


Laughing along together like we made some kinda friend.*

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You know I gotta shout it from the rooftop of my soul: "Best thing since sliced bread!", y'all!! This Poop Slingshot toy be hitting off da roof - It’s gonna give ya joy and keep ya in proof.. So why wait? Go get 'cha some now...before your friends so you can show how flyness abounds! **Boo yaahhh!!!** *Fly awayyy!!!*

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