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"Chilling with Olden Mystique: EraSpooky Christmas Mask is a Prime Pick!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

From age zero to ninety-three,

For Christmas giftings I'll guarantee,

This men's mask just can't be beat,

It's the finest around so it can't be beat.

EraSpooky Christmas Old Men Realistic Latex Human Wrinkle Face Mask Full Head Old Lady Old Men is a prime pick indeed!

Chorus:

Let me tell you of its attributes and abilities too—

The wrinkles will make your friends think it's true!

Verse 2:

If reality ain’t for you but anonymity is key,

Then this full head made from latex is what you need!

Bridge:

Grab this mask to lurk in disguise or go undetected on the street;

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You'll look like an elderly senior so no one ever suspects a thing!

Chorus x2

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Chilling with olden mystique — This face mask lets us feel free!!

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