I'd just like to give a shout out and unpack the details of this amazing product
The DETTELIN Stretchy Poo Stress Relief Ball Fake Poop that I just bought!
With premium materials, it's made from rubber and is soft as can be
It's suitable for kids three years and over: the perfect gift for wee ones or adults in need!
My stress zones are relieved with an important source of stimulation;
Improves concentration, coordination - it has no limitation!
Safe ingredients make sure your hands won't get sticky ick,
And pranks galore as you watch folks emerging so quickly!
This fake poo can be stretched far beyond what could have been thought before;
A novelty yesiree, helped me conquer stress more than ever before.
Thanks DETTELIN Stretchy Poo Stress Relief Ball Fake Poop-- my favorite pick,
Without it my life wouldn't feel so seamless and slick.