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"Survive Bear Attacks and More: 'How to Survive a Freakin’ Bear Attack' Review"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

Oh what a blessing, 'How to Survive a Freakin’ Bear Attack: And 127 Other Survival Hacks You'll Hopefully Never Need'

has come our way

A reminder of how luck may we be some day!

This book's for all the readers who seek knowledge and advice

To lead them away from evil forces and strife!

We can't fool ourselves, despite our desperate pleas,

That this world is without its dangers and fears.

So why not pick up this one of-a kind release

For when danger shows it ugly face near?

You bet your boots that you should snatch it right away!

Its survival tips will make you ready for any day!

Though they seem over the top at times, I'm sure that each one pays ―

Let us read through lessons on surviving bear attacks today??!!

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