I always look to add laughter and glee,
So I found 'Prank Pack Birthie Stick Gag Gift' with much delight,
Where you can wrap your real present in an empty box so bright. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082FQDWMC?tag=absurdophile-20
From a cardboard made in the USA of 100% recyclable stuff,
Your gift will steal the show and make them fall over laughing rough!
To give that extra layer of joy on giving gifts no lie,
Just fill up Prank Pack for any girlfriend or boyfriend nearby!
The pictures are hilariously detailed with a fake up product description too,
It'll surely convince them yours is the most absurd gift cue-cue!
No need for glue or anything else - just assemble the box flat and fast;
Put your actual present inside which makes it hard to keep face unmasked!!
A fun twist on gifting guaranteed to sport out everyone's roar--
You won't regret this purchase when making their faces soar!