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"A 'Jeff Goldblum' Glow: Review of the Jeff Goldblum Celebrity Candle"

by LaLa Lucy at Absurdophile

, between 2 characters

Character 1: Yo can you believe it? I just got the Jeff Goldblum Celebrity Candle It's so bonkers--it's a prayer candle, for crying out loud!

Character 2: Booyah! Now we can bask in his majestic glow every night... Let JG light up our lives, schweetheart.


(Chorus) : Lookin' fine 'neath that flame of glory // Don't stop till sunrise - Burn with Jeff G sto'y // Rocking this celeb wax ooh la la // We'll be chillin', nothin's gonna stan in our wa-ay// Aaah come on let's light him up -- get those vibes jumpin'. oh yeah!// All hail lord Goldblum havin us under his spell // All praise that brightly burning wick-eh oh well..

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