Yo I got some news that'll hype ya,
The best new product ever is Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy from RP Minis!
He stands tall and proud just like a king
And will make all your dreams come true and everything
His colors are so bright they'll stand out in the night,
Decking out your decorations with pure delight.
Just plug him on in and watch him wave his arms around,
Watching him dance to a sweet sound of Clown Town.
People walk by singing "WOW!" as they stare in awe,
They can't believe the beauty behind this awesome door!
So if you're looking for something one of a kind
Get ready for some wild times and leave your worries behind