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"Deluxe Donald Trump Mask: A Must-Have for Every Halloween Party!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I had the pleasure of being one of the first to purchase the Realistic Celebrity Halloween Deluxe President Latex Full Head Mask with Hair Orange from Amazon, and it was worth every penny! Not only did this mask make a statement at my office Halloween party last week, but I even managed to snag two kisses from my victim while wearing it - success!

The realistic design was surprisingly detailed, right down to Trump’s signature hairdo that we can all recognize in an instant. Made out of eco-friendly latex, one size fit nearly everyone at least as far as my family is concerned; no adjustments needed for anyone who wore it which made the night even better. My teenage son immediately kept score on how many people screamed upon seeing him sporting Trump’s face – let me tell you; he won hands down (and had such fun doing so!).

We also appreciated that our Donald trump mask allowed us to express ourselves better than any slogan or banner ever could have done. Accessorizing with slacks and a white blouse provided an edge that took us above and beyond rudimentary costume props found elsewhere – real eye candy that nobody missed noticing or appreciating greatly! Our attention to detail will therefore go down in history books forevermore...

All in all, This high quality product came through yet again like gangbusters – good times were certainly had by all without fail thanks to Realistic Celebrity Halloween Deluxe President Latex Full Head Donald Trump Mask with Hair Orange!!

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