Yo, check out this USOP Sticky Soft Fake Dog Poo Turd, it's a Novelty Practical Joke Prank Fun/
That's sure to get some laughter and delight everyone!
It looks jus' like the real thing, an' no one can tell the difference!
Behold these piles of droppin', be impressed by its resemblance,
ya digg?
So go ahead an' give yer friends a good ol' shockin surprise!
An act quick cuz they'll want more after their first smiles arise.
Now you might see other products that claim they saggin too, but don't believe 'em {{they all just doggin yo}}
This is the only real deal in town.< br/>Fact! Cuz with USOP's sticky soft fake turd, disgusting has now become delightful for one and all around.