I just got the Novelty Christmas Mint Tins Gift (Set of 3) (Poop) and I gotta say,
It's real unique - it packs a punch yet fits in my clutch!
Each tin contains candy that's barely an ounce,
Feelin' festive 'cause it's all about Xmas bounce.
Wintergreen, peppermint and chocolate for a startin',
The perfect pocket sized stocking stuffer I'm tastin'.
Friends n' family agree these gifts are da bomb,
Storage containers with humor from snowman to Santa Claus!
Do not worry bout size don't be dismayed,
Gettin' such great xmas stockings is like pay day!
It may be full of poo jokes but believe me homies:
This isn't your everyday gag gift goodies!
The best breath fresheners ever been sold without fail; Holiday cheer packed into each minty tin can you haul. Teenage boys love this stuff kids of any age too; Couldn't resist when they saw they were getting something new!! So getcha some today sittin' snug on yer front porch- Delivery was fast so act now i insist hurry scurry forth!!