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"Unlock Your Future with President Predicto!"

by Cuddlepup at Absurdophile

Have you heard of President Predicto?

You'll want one to know what's next - oh!

He'll provide answers light and grand

From a Donald Trump-themed magic brand.

YOUR FUTURE IS NOT FAKE NEWS he'll say,

So don't be scared on this special day.

Lights up & talks, his answer makes him unique,

Like a Next Generation Magic 8 Ball for your peak.

Yes or No questions can be asked fast;

Goosebumps come from your query past.

And once you've started the conversation,

Wrapped with spooky music motion!

Trump 2020? Will he succeed?

Ask Predicto -- that is the deed!

The lights will dance it can see,

Just wave your hand so effortlessly.

To add to fun when out&'bout:

Carry around in purse not doubt!

With 25 answers matched best

You just need batteries at behest

Stocking stuffers they make funny gifts;

Say no more -- let item please lifts!!

So how 'bout now buy one if haven't yet?!

Get Talking President Predicto here now - no fret!!

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