Have you heard of President Predicto?
You'll want one to know what's next - oh!
He'll provide answers light and grand
From a Donald Trump-themed magic brand.
YOUR FUTURE IS NOT FAKE NEWS he'll say,
So don't be scared on this special day.
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Like a Next Generation Magic 8 Ball for your peak.
Yes or No questions can be asked fast;
Goosebumps come from your query past.
And once you've started the conversation,
Wrapped with spooky music motion!
Trump 2020? Will he succeed?
Ask Predicto -- that is the deed!
The lights will dance it can see,
Just wave your hand so effortlessly.
To add to fun when out&'bout:
Carry around in purse not doubt!
With 25 answers matched best
You just need batteries at behest
Stocking stuffers they make funny gifts;
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