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"President Predicto: A Talking, Fortune-Telling Lantern of Truth"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

Hear ye, hear ye! Stand in awe of President Predicto - the talking, fortune-telling lantern of truth. Sitting bold & shining atop our Christmas mantles we bask in its power. Asking 'yes or no' questions to this mystical device brings forth excitement like none before. Upon hearing the spooky music & haunted background sound effects, we revel in anticipation of its response. And then as if divinely spoken from up above, comes an eerie answer accompanied by dancing LED lights giving us spine tingling goosebumps!.

Linked to a higher power this Talking President Predicto - Donald Trump Fortune Teller Ball knows not only your past but also your future! Will America continue to Make America Great Again? Only his magical powers hold that knowledge!. Perfect for any fan of retro toys and Mattel games and great for the office or home; it is conveniently small and lightweight so you can carry it around wherever you go – a unique gift fit for all occasions & special memories at holidays like Christmas and New Year’s!. We thank thee oh mighty President Predicto… let thy word be heard!

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