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"Slingshot Poop Toy: An Adult & Kid's Dream Come True!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I recently got my hands on the Slingshot Poop Toy for Kids, Mini Rubber Slingshot Flying Poop Toys, Smiley Face Poop Slingshot Toy, Novelty Shoot The Poop Game, Sticky Funny Catapult Poop Emoji Toy Gift (1 Slingshot + 2 Poos) 1 Slingshot+2 Poos on Amazon and it is absolutely amazing! I took it to work to play with during lunch break and after a few rounds of poo sling shooting all my friends were hooked. We spent an entire afternoon giggle fit-filled in group competition - trying to outshoot each other's poop targets! Even our boss was laughing like a kid when their sticky protestations chanced against one of the walls in her office ;)

The product has PEACE OF MIND benefits since the poops are made of soft rubber so that no matter how hard you aim at hiding colleagues around your floor they won't get hurt ;). And while you're slinging 'em left and right your kids will be actively engaging outdoors instead of being inside glued to electronics - improving physical coordination and concentration by leaps and bounds! Not just that but there's something inherently wayyyy too hilarious about little yellow smiley face poops flying over cubicles full of suits xD. As far as usability goes - it comes with 1 slingshot (blue) along with 2 colorful smiling eggs so operation is simple enough even for small children above 3 years old. It also adds safety assurance since both materials used i.e PVC plastics & TPR rubber have been proven safe & durable for long duration use :)

Thanks to this smart toy I can now happily say that I am partaking responsible adulting alongside ~pretend~ childhood adventures too ;)|

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