Yo ho! Aye yo, what do I see?
It's Fairly Odd Novelties Save The Poop, it’s the perfect gag gift to me!
Hold up, it looks like some serious fun
So throw away that boring board game and get a little bit more done.
Let's talk about how we use this toy and revel in the joy:
Potty training might be hard but this can certainly bring you delight!
The challenge is real 'cause it ain't no joke
- Get hooked on the battle of poop versus turd stroke.
You better take your time or else you'll lose out quicker
- Don't worry though there are plenty of poops to put in your micker!
Ain't one way to play with these emojis come alive
– It's all ways of having fun, yo who could ask for more than five?!
Put together multiple games then lose track of time – Heck, even adults have been known to lose their minds!
Gift this at birthdays or special occasions and make all laugh too loud
– Ain’t gotta tell ya twice that Fairly Odd Novelties Save The Poop is super rad and proud.