Character One: "Thanks for the K. Bell Socks unisex-child Fun Novelty Crew Socks, my man,
This purchase is better than a master plan!
My crew's so dapper with our fun design,
Stirring up envy just like bold wine!"
Character Two: "The pull on closure and machine wash make it easy to wear,
And year round use gets everyone in the spirit of cheer!
Seventy two percent cotton and twenty five polyester was what I ordered
Then three percent spandex made these socks even more crowded!"