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"Ipamayah Tapestry: A Hip Hop Masterpiece!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

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Hook:

Just hung up my Ipamayah tapestry in my room, you oughta see!

This wall hanging's stylin', it looks truly quite elite.

Verse 1:

A colorful image of that fashionable hip hop beat,

It brightens up the place and instantly changes the atmosphere like a feat.

I love to show off this tapestry, no debate', everybody can agree,

It's perfect for any home - it'll even work for your dorm or gallery degree!

Chorus:

You need an Ipanmayah – Oh yeah! (x2)

Processed with loads of care and sure to last through years…

A hip hop masterpiece that brings joy each time you grace its presence here..

Verse 2:

Easy as one two three right outta' the box go ahead and hang her up -- don't worry about locks!! And 'bout those washing instructions? Nothing complex; just throw it in there without leaching effect Gotta lotta compliments since I showed them what's next Fly enough to make me blush when they said hold on let me flex...

Refrain: So easy yo—to give this gift grab yours today big ups cos’ It'll last a lifetime come rain or come shine Picture perfect poppin’ artistry all thanks to Ipamayah Tapestries forty by sixty our favorite choice sublime (x2)

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