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"Seeking Something Special? Try the Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy!"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

Seeking something special, something to bring a smile?

The Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy is worth the trial!

This four-inch piece of fake poop from Amazon will put any frown upside down!

Strong materials make it fun and easy to install,

and its authenticity makes it great for gifts of all type and style.

Newly made with lifelike details, this truly is no jest:

No matter who you give your Poo Toy™ to, they're sure to be impressed!

Check it out!

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