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"Grandpappy Zagone Mask: Comfort and Craftsmanship at its Best!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

"My mask collection's incomplete til I get this Grandpappy,
Zagone Studios Men's fit me, made in the USA happy.
Brown one size fits all, beats anything else you call;
It's perfect for cosplay and festivals I recall.
Family owned US Manufacturer crafts with aplomb;
Sculpt great definition even darker complexion to form.
Super soft latex like wearing makeup on my face,
Light weight material lets performance shine without fail!

Comfortable too - 'bout comfort nothing more can be said,
Perfectly delivered grandpap will stay 'til I'm dead!
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