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"I'm so slap-happy 'bout this new product of mine,
A blanket hoodie that's one size fits all kind!
Now I can binge watch at home in summer and fall--
Catalonia Oversized Blanket Hoodie Sweatshirt https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JHN77L3?tag=absurdophile-20 more comfy than my suit of mall!
The lounging pullover is plush and oh-so soft,
That TV remote control won't be gettin' me off!
This reversible hoodie keeps warm no matter the course--
Cozy on one side and micro smooth fleece on the other force.
Big bonus pocket for hands to keep warm when needed,
Phone or wallet snugly tucked away whence succeedin'.
No need to worry about durability too;
Suppliers offer free replacements if ever are due!
You'll look awesome wearin’ Catalonia around town,
Don't forget it's perfect as a gift for boyfriends or friend with a frown.
Now you know why I said "So slap happy 'bout this product o' mine,"
That Catalonia Oversized Blanket Hoodie will stay cosy through any time!"