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"Fooling Around with Toddmomy's Fake Poop Toys"!

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

After searching far and wide for the perfect gag gift, I am delighted to offer my review of Toddmomy's "1 Set Fake Poop Toy Fake Turd Novelty Floating Poop Imitation Turd Shits Joke Tricky Toys with Drawstring Bag for April Fools Day Party Favor Chocolate". For years now it has been a tradition in our circle of family and friends to have an epic prank battle on April Fool’s Day. This year, making sure that we all had the same playing field (so no one felt left out or at too great a disadvantage) I introduced everyone to Toddmomy's set of fake poop toys.

This fantastic product comes with 6 imitations turds ranging from a small teddy bear-shaped doot-doot to larger specimens better suited as hiding places beneath rugs and whatnot. Each fun size imitation is firm yet pliable enough so they slight bend when forced but retain their shape once released - another important attribute that makes them surprisingly realistic! The package also includes wasabi green or chocolate brown hues - reliable options if you simply cannot choose which one suits your needs best. They have provided me with countless laughs this season; last week I placed three pieces on top of the kitchen counter before leaving work early - let’s just say my coworkers faces were priceless later when they saw those “confetti” surprises waiting for them!

Overall, I am fully satisfied by this clever product from Toddmomy; it has allowed me create some incredibly funny memories for myself and others whilst fooling about enjoying ourselves during these strange quarantine days .

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