Verse 1
I'ma tell you the truth, I got something so wild
An online purchase that made me go mild
Cause it was a Toddmomy Set with Fake Poop Toy link here and a drawstring bag too
This April Fools Day people won't know what to do
Chorus:
Realistic poops in shape and color make an impression perfect!
No one will spot the difference - man, that's kinda devious
Floating turds imitating nature for all our joy
Not scary but funny tricks we can enjoy!
Verse 2
Yeah yeah yeah gonna get more of these props gnarly
For Halloween or parties they look really stellarly
Simulating poop like never before completely lifelike Fool your friends when they start to find it strike 'em with fright This Is the classic joke at any party or festival And the result of jokes is in laughter there no doubt You'll be laughing along as everyone else may well vow A Toddmomy Set with such fun is why I’m singing out loud!