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"ELEMIS Superfood Facial Oil: Feel Calm, Look Strong!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Ease up for the night 'cause ELEMIS has got my back.

Whip out this Superfood Facial Oil and get ready to relax!
Nourishing Daily Face Oil, check it out now, don't delay.
This lightweight formula fights off dryness, that's why I'm a' sayin':
(Chorus)
"It hydrates me so well, gives my face a great swell!"
"And how can I survive without feeling too alive?" Silly question -- it ain't no surprise!
(Bridge)
"Smoothes skin like nobody else!" That's right - it keeps me healthy and glowing all day long.
(Ending refrain)
Experience the power of ELEMIS hair - there's nothing wrong in being calm and strong!

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