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"A Fabulous Find: Spike Mask Studded Full Face Cover"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

I recently got the Spike Mask Studded Full Face Mask Cover to wear with my costume of extreme flair,

It’s made with eco-friendly materials that blend style and care,

Celebrity stylists and movie folks use this brand I’m told,

So wearing it you can feel bold!

This Masquerade mask comes light as a feather so you won't need PTO--

Adjustable neck ties are easy to set just the way you want 'em to go

And despite being covered in spikes from head down low

You can still see out on the show!

Today's youth rely on Beyond Masquerade for peace of mind-

Its trustworthiness is one well defined;

Its craftsmanship is going great places

To people like me who don't settle for average cases!

Check it out!

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