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"A Style-Boosting Spike Mask Chrome Silver Review"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

My closet's been lookin' so dank and decrepit,

Had no way to stand out for the big Halloween extravaganza.

I threw on my search hat, logged into my internet browser page

Found what I wanted with a Spike Mask made of studs like they rage.

A full-faced, Steampunk Masquerade Ski Mask in Chrome Silver?

Gotta give it up to Beyond Masquerade- this make me shiver!

Chorus:

This masquerade mask has got me feelin' high;

Add some style and keep that heat alive.

Attention everywhere when I walk down the aisle!

Gettin' compliments from all who can see this Spike Mask chrome silver haute couture style.

Verse 2:

But beyond appearances 'n flash factors there's more than meets the eye;

Dura-leather fabric provides eco-friendly supplies.

Eyeholes keep the wearer safe but still looking sharp --

So no need not to show those festive souls you meet in a park!

Authorized by stylists know best - trust their reviews or run from it..

But that ain't gonna happen when you're wearing one of these masks as your ultimate kit!!

Adjustable ties to pull tight around your neck area livening up any party without fail....

A perfect fit for all sizes comes with this spike mask ya have ta get & tell ya friends bout it today!!!

And with continued support we'll stay close... let family & friends know just how far friendship goes!!!!

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