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"PartyHop Mask: A Scary Momo Cosplay Costume Review"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

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A: Yo, now don't y'all worry 'bout the price


I've found a product that'll blow your mind


For Halloween I got this PartyHop mask


It's perfect for adults and kids alike!


B: What even is it? Some kinda fright?


What features does it have tonight?


A: Well check out this Scary Momo Mask Creepy Latex Cosplay CostumeLink, it real finessed


100% natural latex look so blessed!



The sight of those eyeholes sure can amaze,


When you put on the wig look like an A-list celeb!



That smell that you sense ain't no jive


"Don't worry," they said, "it's just alive!"



"Hold open your mask,"they advised with care;


"Wrinkles are nothing to fear."



[Rapping together] So when ya get ready for trick or treatin',


Grab yourself a PartyHop awkward feelin'.

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