Dive into Halloween with this Trump disguise,
The latest from Leka Neil is a fabulous surprise.
It'll fit most adults and make any occasion super fun,
No doubt about it--you're the life of the party 'fore it's begun!
Head over to Amazon, click that link 'n buy fast;
The Eco-Friendly Latex will make sure your shindig will last!
When some might try to question or criticize what you wear,
Just respond "it's realistic!"--and then show off your flair.
Don't worry in advance—this mask won't fail ya;
It has great customer service to answer all yer queries.
All you need do is giving it a whiff or two—
To take away its slight latex smell just wipe it anew.
Trust me my friend – at the end of your night
You'll have used up not just one but every ounce of that flight!