My heart is filled with glee
In Royal Bobbles' bag o' tricks,
For the perfect gift to me:
The Bob Ross bobblehead kicks!
A unique serial number there's attached,
To this premium polyresin mastercraft.
Each detail resplendent, none quite matched--
To get it, you'll have to act fast!
Its postured perched on easel tall,
With four scenic paintings small;
His 'fro so curly and bright white cowl--
As if a painting from his hand just stole!
He stands 8 inches over all--
A lifetime of pride will make him your haul!
Whether art or politics your speech bequeath:
Royal Bobbles has what you desire in reach!!