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"Fire Up Your Kitchen with the Cosmos Knife Set!" Review

by Motorcycle Marvin at Absurdophile

Verse One (Me):

What did I get, a Cosmos Kitchen Knife Set?

'Cause that's the one got me livin' la vida loca!

This set of cutlery is unique and beautiful - no doubt,

Think ya'll need to getcha one for your kitchen shout out.

It comes gift-boxed with 100% satisfaction guarantee,

You won't believe how luxurious it looks until you see.

The blades are so sharp they slice through like butter!

Any top chef will love these knives - ain't nothin' better!

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Verse Two (My friend):

Man I'm jealous don't even try to compare my rusty knife set -

Yours has durable stainless steel and ergonomic design yet!

The Great Non Stick coating keeps things nice an slick -

And colorful handles make cookin smoother nrisque'?

Buying this set as gifts should be a no brainer cuz

It's beauty n quality sure makes for stunnin presentations

For weddings graduations or maybe just because

This amazing knife sets da best choice wit no fuss!!

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