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Review of "LarpGears Halloween Costume Party Baby Mask Full Head"

by Gary the Golfer at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

On the prowl for a mask fit for me, found this "LarpGears Halloween Costume Party Baby Mask Full Head" with glee.

Made from 100% Natural Latex and non-toxic it be; went right to Amazon order one instantly!

In Parties or Christmas, Masquerade or Easter gigs color me a fan of these Cry Baby Lids!

Chorus :

This mask's lifelike shape make it stand out from the rest; in softness, safe wear and look is where its at its best! So if you're looking for an accessory that won't lay your wallet flat then check out the "LarpGears Halloween Costume Party Baby Mask Full Head"!

Verse 2 :

Just put it on and noticed how light as air felt like Livin' my life in Glamour high fashion swag was now makin' appearances feel so extra special like every day just another reminder no need to adjust or meddle 'cause when I go out they can't handle this level Meticulous detail plus see through eye hole what else do you really need to slay any role? Perfections at its peak yup Is True A ace addition sure enough get some too For your next costume party bash show out Let us end this song without no doubt LarpGears has done did their job once again And will continue making memorable wins At least regarding concert attending attire oh yeah Thats why Theres nothing better than their kind of fire ...

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