Verse 1:
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But when these Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages arrive, we do not need to stay.
For only the best of prescription healing products will do -
And lo! These made my ailments quickly fly from view!
(Chorus) We love this product and we can't believe that it's true! (x2)
For no one could beat the joy a box o' bandages brings than you!(x2)
Verse 2:
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(Chorus) We love this product and we can't believe that it's true! (x2) For no one could beat the joy a box o' bandages brings than you ! (x2 )< BR / > & Lt ; br / & gt ;
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