Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages,
Real band-aids meet no greater chance.
Fifteen hi-quailty strips are included in the set,
Plus a free prize you can't forget!
These oscure quips and weird sayings,
Will surely take away your pains.
With only one application needed for healing,
It'll stop bleeding faster than hailing.
There's more to these wound protectors than meets the eye;
No amount of dirt will cause them to defy.
And with a link (here) so easily located,
You won't have any trouble getting it ordered!