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"Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages: A Parent's Delight!"

by Concerned Karen at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

As a parent, I'm ever mindful of risk and safety for my kids.

So when it comes to bandages, Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages straight up hit the biz.

Tin's full of bacon strips, with fifteen bandage delights –//

A bonus trinket rounds off the package just right!

chorus:

So get on board people, join me in applause -//

Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages will be the pick of all your flaws!!

Verse 2:

No more worries 'bout rashes or cuts that are deep – //

My kiddos can boogie while their boo-boos heal fast asleep!//

Got safety and taste combined into one neat kit - //

And being 3"x1", they're not too small to fit!

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