Strophe 1:
Cat Butt Tissue Holder, I love it more than gold;
My feline friend will always keep me feeling bold.
It's not like all the other presents that my cat-loving mate knows;
This one is witty, fresh and fun with a secret to expose!
Chorus: Home-X Cat Butt Tissue Holder (link provided above) Is the perfect gift for making us laugh! So hilariously clever That you'd wish you had better And your friends would thank you in half.
Strophe 2: Tan and white design sets style upon the shelves;
No matter where placed its both practical and itself.
Whenever we feel down or need a tiny pick me up ; This kitty pulls tissues right out of his lovely butt!