Iggy:
The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Big Book of Farty Facts is a must-read-- talk about killing the laughs! A comprehensive guide to gaseous solids, liquids and smells, I'm sure that it will make you yelp.
An Illustrated Guide to end your flatulence doubt; science, history and art mapped out! With this book, no more of life's mysteries unsaid-- just whip it out and FART ahead with confidence enthused!
It doesn't take an Einstein or Edmund to discern what this book stands for: Let those silent gasps become comedic witticisms galore... No need for worries nor distress when humor is always uppermost in mind - all thanks to 'Fantastic Flatulents' written delightfully refined!
Stu:
This brilliant volume has no basis in jest; investigate farting like never before - their research puts the rest to the test. Forget farts being embarrassing, uncouth bawdry matter -- The authors have proven these are not just nonsense chatter!! Incredible insights on physics and biology - now include fartology as classically added college tuition fee!!! Who would've guessed there were so many details pertaining flatulence magnitude?! Thanks again to 'Fantastic Flatus Bros' whose knowledge we celebrate proudly!!!