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"Crocs Unisex Adult Classic Clogs: Comfort Revolution Around the World!"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

W-2! Crocs Unisex Adult Classic Clogs, what a find!

I'm talkin' 'bout the ones with the straps combined.

Just an easy click, they come in size eleven to thirteen

Lightweight and fun, plus easy to clean

Chorus 1 :

So go ahead -- hop to it! Crocs for every personality!

The vent holes add breathability -- comfort revolution around the world D(3)!

Verse 2:

Sick of heels that pinch? Such torture's a sin..

If you want foot happiness, these shoes are your win

The pivoting heel strap lets you move just as fast

And it won't take forever - just a quick soap wash.

Chorus 2 :

Crocs Unisex Adult Classic Clog-- wave bye-bye to all your pain

Now order one size down--and revel in the gain.

Bring on the good times--with comfy clogs galore!!

Let revolutionary comfort rule from door to door!!

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