"Sick raps for the Crocs, classic white clogs
Cutting edge footwear that we all adore
Size your feet down before you hit "buy"
(Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00152AGGA?tag=absurdophile-20)
Chorus:
"Comfy shoes for the boys and girls, whoa!
Crocs Unisex-Adult Classic Clogs in White: YESSS!!
Verse 1 (Me):
Jumpin' into these flamboyant clothes, aye!
Get dressed up in all this comfort on my way!
Pivoting strap makes sure I'm rock solid secure;
)Grab them quick cause everybody's tryna get the goods here! Bridge (You):
Crocs clean fast when they're muddy or scuzzy! Throw 'em out then they come back just as fussy! Roomy fit fo' yo' whole fambam, takechu orders down to da next dang size ma'am Chorus x2
Verse 2 (Me) Cool mama can't deny including Crios style— Etheryl Vinyl Acetate soles make 'em last for miles 100% Crushlite gives off dope vibes You can feel it inside like an Avicii song at night Bridge x2 Chorus Outro Both: Inevitable secret of life revealed clear & bright Livin' feelgood stories with Crocos pure delight Bring fashionista gestures from early mornin light Pompous genuine smiles swept away by soarin flight — YEEAAAH!!!