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"Experience the Joy of St. Nicolas Christmas Ornaments!"

by Motorcycle Marvin at Absurdophile

Yo, all y'all gotta check out these St. Nicolas Christmas Ornaments if you know what's good for ya

Perfect for Dirty Santa times, jokes and gags with Secret Santas; gonna be a hit at the holiday parties!

The image reproduction is off the charts 'cause of that glossy finish in every ornament so nice and pristine - no need to reorder twice!

Shaped like a round or heart or oval or star, comin' from America with love and ready to hang on your Christmas tree far!

No breakage here guarunteed - always shipped safe in styrofoam package green. And why waste time when there's only one side design?

Come through now before it's too late don't sleep man - go grab your St. Nicolas Cage Ornament dreams of White!!

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