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Loyal patron:
Who's got the goods for a great coffee show?
Jeff Goldblum Mug it is: with collage in tow!
It grabs attention, inspiring ‘ooh’ and ‘ahh’–https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZHV6F7Q?tag=absurdophile-20
A Christopher Walkin fan will be jumping to applause!
Waiter:
Dishwasher safe and ergonomic grip are just the start of what we bring,
My friend; A high-resolution print'll give you all those feel-good things.
Loyal Patron:
Premium quality mug so ole Jeff can stay true -blue?!
Waiter:
That's right, my friend; our cup has gloss that won't go through!