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It's easy to install, just a few little holes or so,
And best of all they back it up with quality service - don't ya know?
So versatile you can put 'em anywhere - at home, bar or café,
Made from metal materials strong and sturdy every day!
You won't regret purchasing this mighty fine sign for less than ten bucks--it looks grand!
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