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"A Timeless Ode to Jurassic Park: 'Life Finds a Way' T-Shirt"

by Roman the Nerd at Absurdophile

"Lights up on the Jurassic Park Life Finds A Way Goldblum Jeff Stare T-Shirt, looking stunningly stylish! Crafted of the finest materials, this classic fit shirt features a double needle sleeve and bottom hem, sure to last through wash after wash. So comfortable one could forget they were wearing it - until they bask in the doe-eyed stare of Jeff Goldblum that shares your good news: life finds a way.



"Music begins as an ode to this timeless t-shirt rings out."



SINGERS: "Who says you can't relive Sixty Six delight? This Jurassic Park Shirt gives perfect feelin' alright!"

Then chorus repeats.....

"Life Finds a Way when you're looking for fashion and fun! With styles from long ago that'll never be done!"

The lights fade slowly as we are reminded once again what joy comes with being perfectly dressed for every occasion!!

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