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"Funkoverse Jurassic Park 101: A Roaring Good Time!"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

Chorus:

Funkoverse Jurassic Park 101, it sure is one of a kind!

A special two-pack that will blow your mind

Dr. Ian Malcolm and T-Rex playing side by side

Never boring and you can multitask with pride!

Verse 1 (Ian):

Can’t believe I’m here in this game so wild—

Exciting strategy from the Jurassic style…

But don't worry if novice on the floor, A twenty minute play time keeps boredom at bay for sure!

Won't forget about the rare chase figure either, Grab your luck an open random pack to find a never seen T-rex creature. Verse 2 (Tyrannosaurus Rex):

Ain't no need to search real park or get stuck down in mud stream Cause they got some fantastic maps in this set to make ya scream - Get ready 'cause you're gonna mix different Funkoverse boxes Bring all my friends in together cause we'll be making up new tricks To build unique teams then experiment see if we can win With me and Dr. Malcolm workin' together toss out every single sin Chorus x2

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