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"A Review of the Jeff Goldblum Devotional Prayer Saint Candle"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

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Verse 1: (sung)

Gather 'round, come one and all to celebrate a miracle!

For Jeff Goldblum looms as an angel offering divine intervention.

We'll tell you why his saintly flame is something quite spectacular;

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Chorus:(sung)

Divine light coming from Jeff's insight, that will brighten your day and fill you with delight; His amazing gift graces our homes like a heavenly holy shrine of adoration! What a wondrous sensation, it makes us shine brighter than the sun, once we learn how to spell his name—we adore him forevermore!!

Bridge: (spoken)
Can I get an Amen!?

Verse 2: (sung)


The aroma fills our nostrils with sweet peace and joy of hope.
Such delightful fragrances turn sorrows into true elation.< Br /> The beauty shines eternal when lit up in this chosen grope--so special indeed this mystical item is....

Chorus: (sung)
Divine light coming from Jeff's insight, that will brighten your day and fill you with delight; His amazing gift graces our homes like a heavenly holy shrine of adoration! What a wondrous sensation, We are filled with knowledge beyond compare —brightening all who behold him there—amazing transformation for us everywhere!!!

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