This book's full of praise,
For Jeff Goldblum's amazing ways.
The jokes and memes that make him great,
In 'Because He's Jeff Goldblum', they sure don't skimp on the hype!
You'll learn about his movies, culture and fame;
A true story you won't forget from whence it came.
He stands out from all others in Hollywood's crowd,
A pleasing demeanor with which he is endowed.
Not to be taken for granted, he never reeks of disdain -
This book explains why his legacy still remains.
Check this one out amigo - go here if you're so inclined -
You won't regret what you will find!