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"MAGNET Supreme Toddler: Quality Decals for Lasting Style"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

The search for magnets to bring out my style,

ended when I saw MAGNET Supreme Toddler in a flash. Click this link and smile,

'cause these decals will last for quite a while!

Lastin' long 'cause it's waterproof and UV resistant too.

Supremely made to stick on metal both flat an' curved with ease - oh the view!

Headily ready to apply pronto so that you could watch your day take flight;

Don't have no fear of fading or smudge 'gainst time cuz they got quality they can cite.

Chorus:

It be true – MAGNET Supreme Toddler is really swell;

The highest quality materials used as can tell;

Just put it on yer fridge window an’ watch looks excel,

Spread some good juju everywhere under takin’ spell!

Verse 2:

Found me five-inch Magnet with no added fuss -

No worry ‘bout findin’ size that fits make do just because;

And if ya want full color graphics ta dazzle the beholder,

It won’t fail ta please cuz they go full digital mode writer bolder!

Gettin kind o jealous of all its dazzling magnificence Yea ya better believe – what else could live up the flanges?

That glorious Magnetsk inspires me every day since – That 5" Decal is by far da greatest magnet ever seen!!

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