Verse 1:
This mug is really quite dynamite,
Christmas Nicolas Excited Cage Mug Gift - so brite!
It holds the coffee that I require to stay alive; it's a White Funny Sarcasm Coffee Cup Novelty more than five!
Got vibrant colors that won't ever fade; bring it for any occasion and you'll be homie made!
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Refunded if your not satisfied, order before ten AM and you'll sure be delighted
It can hold twelve ounces of tasty brew, dishwasher safe so don't worry 'bout washing it too
Verse 2:
A great surprise for near or far; funny gift everyone will want to jar
Give one as a Birthday deal, awesome Christmas Nicolus excited Cage mug as an Anniversary meal!
That special friend or family member will love this bright sarcastic treat - show them how much they mean with this shiny extravaganza complete.
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