Warriors mighty, proud and true,
All must know what I now say:
Buy this shirt 'fore it is due --
Funny "Rocket Man" Kim Jong Un t'day!
It's the best deal, by far I'd say;
No one else offers such a play.
Rise against political dismay
In a very funny way!
Warm and comfy like a cozy shawl,
This pullover tops us all.
Machine wash so you can wear it night or morn',
To show your friends that you adorn
The leader of North Korea great, With rockets he dominates our fate; But jest from him we may partake -
So don our shirts with new good grace!