Verse 1:
"Your holiday shopping made simple and complete,
pick up the Forum Novelties Fake Poop in a Box!
Comes with a tag so you can make it legit,
gift heartwarming poo your friends won't forget.Chorus:
"It's fun; it's funny; I'm telling ya now,"
"Forum Novelties Fake Poop is king of the town!" < br/>Buy it here, no need to delay,
then sit back and laugh at this poop on display!Verse 2:
"Your family gatherings, office parties too," all will howl madly when they see what you do-- pass around FNFBPIB; what a great treat!-- The only holiday gift that smells like your feet.
"A classic stocking stuffer just for laughs!" "This fake poop'll keep even grumpy grandpas guffaws!" This gold box glows as hot as fire Flickering flames pail compared to our desire To have FNFBPIB that special day -- Your relatives' faces shall be laughing away.
Chorus (x2):
It's fun; it's funny; I'm telling ya now," "Forum Novelties Fake Poop is king of the town!" Buy it here, no need to delay then sit back and laugh at this poop on display!
Check it out!