Look for the style that no one can duplicate,
The "Rocket Man" Kim Jong Un T-Shirt's a definite hit!
This comfy classic fit will bring no debate,
You can get it here - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KW2VRPH?tag=absurdophile-20 is your fate!
Lightweight breathable fabric won't give you any fuss:
It'll keep you super cool and oh so cushy plus.
Trump called him "Rocketman", a threat to destroy North Korea,
So now you've got their fav dictator on ya t-shirt in glory!
Retro-style design fits every country loving American dream;
Republicans and Patriots who aren't too keen...
Dems love this funny gift with Trump n' Kim Jong Un,
So show off that political statement with pride as if it comes undone!
Machine Washable makes cleaning easy like 1 2 3;
With all these positives there's nothing left for you to see...
This t-shirt will make even the world almost explode;
You should definitely jump on board before we overload!!!