I recently purchased the Dunking Dabbing Kim Jong Un North Korea Basketball T-Shirt and have never been so pleased with a purchase in my life! In fact, I can't remember feeling this way since getting my middle school diploma - hearty congratulations to me by the way! My friends were all jealous of my incredible fashion sense; we even called it 'Kim Style' for laughs before rolling into a local basketball court where I donned my now famous Dunking Dabbing Tee (name subject to copyright). The combination of 100% cotton material and Double Bottom Hem gave me plenty of swag on the court to ensure an easy victory against our opponents.
And bonus: They were so amazed with how cool I looked that they invited us out for ice cream afterwards as consolation prizes - what a win! Moral of the story: buy Now, look Fly later. #WelcomeToTheKIMsticLife