I found a costume of superb renown,
That's fit for kings—yet not so far-flung;
Morph Costumes 'Kim Jong Un' fits in one size,
And is sure to please with the prize it espies.
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Quality's guaranteed with this costume of choice,
For Morph Costumes has 1.3 million followers and voice!
This Piggyback Funny Political Adult Ride allows you to stuff;
Its adjustable closure easy does give off quite a puff!
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It was made exclusively just for us: no need to fuss!
The self stuffing legs make it look like you're riding on a bus!
'Tis Hand Wash Only - take extra care
If you want to be the hit of every Halloween affair.
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